It takes a special kind of douchebag to wear expensive fake military style jackets and hats.
For a while Hlaska had clothes, like this leather jacket. Now they only have bags and watches and bright green wallets.
Halloween is the only time I will ever wear bright yellow, or anything with ears, and even the holiday is a poor excuse.
It’s tough to pull off a denim jacket. It’s even tougher to pull it off with a bloody shark Trilby hat.
Normally fake leather is totally lame, but if you want to look gay and punkish without sweating like a pig, it’s a necessary evil.