It takes a special kind of douchebag to wear expensive fake military style jackets and hats.

For a while Hlaska had clothes, like this leather jacket. Now they only have bags and watches and bright green wallets.

Halloween is the only time I will ever wear bright yellow, or anything with ears, and even the holiday is a poor excuse.

It’s tough to pull off a denim jacket. It’s even tougher to pull it off with a bloody shark Trilby hat.

Normally fake leather is totally lame, but if you want to look gay and punkish without sweating like a pig, it’s a necessary evil.

I saw this louder than life hoodie through the window of a Hot Topic, and braved the store long enough to put it on, act like a jackass, and leave.